No, cousin. No. Your eight year old son should not dress up as a soldier with a sickeningly realistic automatic weapon for Purim. He should not. You make me sick and also worried about the future. I can get over the fact that his ten year old sister is wearing a skirt barely long enough not to count as a belt, but I draw the line at weapons. He's fucking eight. You're a horrible person for raising him and a worse person for allowing it.